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==>Karkat: Dress up as Robin and take waterguns and water balloons down town with Gamzee and throw them at people then come home to watch David Tennant be awesome.

dirtynightclown:

Wow it it hotter than you expected it to be right now. You wish to just spray yourself with some water right now but you shant. These people of the park need you right now, they need this to save their life. You need to be selfless right now and channel your inner batman. You are fabulous and nothing is going to stop you right now. Nothing.

As you walk to the park you feel several eyes fall on you two. It doesn’t become apparent that people are really noticing you until a couple cars passing by honk at you. Whatever they can honk all they want but that won’t change the fact that you are fucking Batman. You are the Dark Knight. Nothing is going to bring you down today until the citizens of New York feel the cool refreshing justice you will bring to their over heating bodies. Damn you are taking this way too seriously.

You arrive to the park unnoticed and look at Karkat who is behind you. “We ShOuLd HiDe The BoX bEhInD tHe BuSh AnD cArRy WhAt We CaN fOr RiGhT nOw.”

You nod your head a bit and start loading up what you can carry of water balloons in your arm, keeping your other hand free so you can throw these fuckers at people and give them the refreshment they need. You hold onto your water gun and really, it’s hot as balls and you’re kinda glad you’re in short shorts right now but aren’t to crazy about the fact that they are tight short shorts.

oh the things you got when you were turned into a girl for a while.

You slide the box under a bush and look up at Gamzee, “ALRIGHT, I GOT LIKE TEN OF THESE BITCHES IN MY ARM. THINK THAT’S ENOUGH FOR NOW?”

{Seriously, Pocket Gamzee. thank you for making this night pretty fucking rad. ;u; <3 you make la mama kk happu }

==>Karkat: Dress up as Robin and take waterguns and water balloons down town with Gamzee and throw them at people then come home to watch David Tennant be awesome.

dirtynightclown:

“AlRiGhT tHeN iT iS sEtTlEd. To ThE pArK,” you try to sound as manly and awesome as you can while you exclaim that last sentence. You throw your “cape” back to give you that bad ass look to you but who knows how that looked. The park was within walking distance so there was no need to break out your bat mobile and plus walking is more healthy for the bones.

These people will be totally surprised by you two’s act of kindness and they will thank you and love yall forever. There will be banners put up with your names on them, holidays and statues to celebrate this very moment, and history books will tell of this day. Ha, who are you kidding with all this that aint gonna happen. But they will love you for what you are doing to do for them.

You nod your head and point a finger onward as you waddle down the hall towards the stairs to go down nad exit the building completely. Only reason you’re waddling is so your ‘cape’ flies behind you all the while being careful of the box of water balloons. You turn start down the stairs making swooshing noises. You feel like a total child right now, absolutely ridiculous but you don’t care. it’s going to be fun. 

besides, no one is going to know who you guys really are. They will know you as batman and Robin and everyone will love you two and praise you guys and whenever they need a nice refreshing burst of ice cold water and paint they will just make some sweet ass light to shine or whatever and you two will be all bad ass in getting ready and—

You shake your head, wow you are really fucking ridiculous right now Karkat.

FUCK, MARRY, KILL. SEND ME 3 NAMES

==>Karkat: Dress up as Robin and take waterguns and water balloons down town with Gamzee and throw them at people then come home to watch David Tennant be awesome.

dirtynightclown:

“ThEn OuT wE gO tO bRiNg JuStIcE tO tHiS cItY,” you open the door for him as you grab your keys. Once you are out the door and lock it, you don’t regret this what so ever. This is really going to be more fun than you could ever imagine. You help Karkat with the weapons and carry the two big water guns. 

“ShOuLd We Go To ThE pArK wHeRe EvErYoNe Is Or Is ThErE a SpEcIfIc PlAcE yOu WaNt To Be At?” You turn your head and grin at him . The location didn’t really matter so long as you’re with your boyfriend. It has felt like it has been a while since you two have done anything fun or really anything in general. So yeah right now is just really good. Also not once did it occur to you that you could actually get in trouble for this but whatevs they can go suck on your dick.

You shrug your shoulders a little and look over at Gamzee, “THE PARK SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. MORE PEOPLE THERE, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT TO GET REALLY OVER HEATED AND COULD USE SOMETHING REFRESHING THROWN AT THEM. PLUS WE CAN FUCKING STAKE OUT IN THE TREES AND TAKE TARGETS AND THEY WILL NEVER KNOW IT WAS US AND THEY WILL STILL THANK US FOR IT. BECAUSE WELL… WE’RE JUST FUCKING AWESOME LIKE THAT.” 

You nod your head to yourself in your own agreement, yeah, you two ARE awesome. Most awesome people in this fucking building if you do say so yourself.